OT: JOKE...Sleeping In Church

A man and woman attend church every Sunday, however the man always falls asleep. So one day the woman decides to bring a giant pin to poke her husband with whenever he falls asleep.

So they are sitting in church and the man is just falling asleep. So his wife pokes him with the pin just as the priest says 'Who is our lord and savior?' The man jumps up and yells 'JESUS CHRIST!' The priest compliments him for being so enthusiastic and the man sits down rather embarrassed.

Later on when the man is falling asleep, his wife pokes him again as the priest asks 'And who created the universe and the life within it?' as the man jumps up and yells 'GOOD GOD!' Once again the priest compliments him and he sits down.

Later he starts to fall asleep and is once again poked as the priest asks 'What did Eve say to Adam after they had their second child?' and the man jumps up and yells 'IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF!'

Sally, I just got this in my email today! Coincidence or Devine Message?!?

Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the classes. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?'

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'

But she didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, little Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question. 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue.

This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

The Nun fainted.

lol....another version of an old joke....lil Johnny to the rescue.

Sally